
The Burning Man experience is as unique as the people who participate. They range from young to old and New Age to Mainstream.
I should probably name this blog ‘Curt Mekemson’s Ten Favorite Burning Man Activities.’ When it comes to Burning Man, things get personal. One person’s preferences might very well be another person’s boring, with just the right teen-age emphasis followed by, “Was that guy actually there?”
For example, I don’t like loud music but there are camps at Burning Man with humongous speakers that blast out ear shattering decibels 24/7. Fine, it’s their thing and they have lots of fans. Many Burners would list these venues among their top choices. I list them as my number one reason for bringing earplugs.

I suspect an audiophile or punk rocker would find this vast array of speakers beautiful. All I can think is earplugs. (Photo by Don Green)
I don’t run around naked at Burning Man, either. That would be scary… for both me and anybody looking in my direction. But I have no objection to other people being nude. Some Burners are quite attractive while others are at least, uh, colorful. I assume all are enjoying some form of liberation.

This fellow was proudly perched on top of a structure. He’s what I would classify as colorful. It brought back memories of National Geographic and New Guinea Tribes with their gourd covers.
The thing about the Burning Man experience is that it depends on the individual. My recommendation for new participants is to come with an open mind and explore. If you want to get naked, go ahead; but you don’t have to and most don’t. Your experience can be as radical or conservative as you wish to make it.
So, having established my parameters, here is a top-ten list of things to do at Burning Man (assuming one can finagle a ticket).
1. Attend the Burn: It is the climax of the week where everything and everyone come together. Hundreds of fire dancers and drummers kick off the event and are followed by an elaborate ceremony where the Man is set on fire. Things start with a bang, literally, as rockets explode and light up the sky. The Man then moves toward his ultimate demise, slowly. His last seconds are met by silence from 50,000 people, possibly the only time when Burning Man is quiet, followed by oohs and ahs building in crescendo as he comes crashing down, completing his annual sacrifice. The burn is only part of the show, however. Elaborate costumes, giant mutant vehicles, and bedlam compete for attention.

For six days the Man serves as a gathering point on the Playa and as a landmark for lost Burners. On Saturday night he burns in what has become one of the world’s best known New Age rituals.
2. Enjoy the People: I don’t know where one could find a more interesting cast of characters than Burning Man. But then again, there aren’t many places where you are encouraged to be yourself and pursue ‘radical self-expression’ in a region where temperatures top 100 and 60 mph windstorms kick up massive dust storms that create zero visibility. Tribes, events and volunteering create numerous situations where it is easy to meet people and make friends. While Burning Man preaches involvement, you are also totally free to wander around and simply observe.

Burning Man is an adult Disneyland that may be dangerous to your perception of reality. In the beginning and in the end, however, it’s about the people who participate and joyfully share their experience.
3. Appreciate the Art. Burning Man art comes in all forms, from monumental to small, from sculpture to painting to performance. Most of the major pieces and performances take place on the Playa or along the Esplanade. But there are many smaller pieces (and performances) found throughout the camp and at Camp Center. Much of the art is interactive. Be sure to check out the playa sculptures at different times of the day. Many of the pieces are schizophrenic with radically different day and night personalities.

Burning Man has become a major center for what is happening in today’s art world. Selecting a piece to represent what is happening in the Nevada desert is close to impossible… so I went with unique. These two oil tankers welded together and stacked on top of each other, meld environmental concern with art, two of Burning Man’s major themes.
4. Save Time for the Desert: The Black Rock Desert and surrounding mountains are beautiful. Look around. Once the Playa was part of the huge Lake Lahontan, which was over 500 hundred feet deep. Mammoths wandered the lake’s shore. Early morning and late evening provide the best times for desert viewing. An early morning walk, while Burning Man more or less sleeps, is the best time to appreciate what the desert has to offer. Embrace rather than dread the weather. When else in your life will you experience a massive dust storm or see a desert rainbow?

I think Burning Man fails to emphasize (or assigns to footnote status) one of the event’s most spectacular assets… the beauty of the Black Rock Desert.

A massive dust storm crosses the Playa and hides the camp.
4. Visit the Temple: The folks who build the Temple deserve a huge vote of thanks from all of us. Visiting is both an aesthetic and spiritual experience. The written messages on the walls left to honor loved ones who have died and give thanks for blessings are sincere and touching. Take along a pen or a marker if you wish to honor or thank someone who has had a significant impact on your life.

Each year’s Temple at Burning Man is different. Thousands of messages that honor those who have died or give thanks for blessings are written on the Temples walls. The Temple is then burned on the last night sending the messages skyward.
5. Check out Camp Center, Often: Whether you want to perform, show off your costume, pick up the latest news, attend a show, enjoy art, have a cup of coffee, meet friends, have your fortune told, apply pasties, watch people or just hang, Camp Center is the place to go. It’s open 24 hours a day. Something is always going on. I visit two to three times daily. Be sure to watch the costume contest and the talent show.

“Yes Master.” Camp Center is a great place to show off your costume and live out your fantasies… and it is always entertaining.
6. Stroll or Bike The Esplanade: This is Burning Man’s other major center of action. It provides the border between the Camp and the Playa. It is a theater, circus and walkway all in one. Stop by and watch people pummel each other with foam sticks in the Thunder Dome, enjoy a troop of fire dancers, go roller-skating, play games, try out a balloon ride, hear how loud music can actually get, dance, watch a movie, become lost in a maze, meditate… etc.

Hundreds of people lined up for an opportunity climb into the sky on this balloon ride that was offered on the Esplanade.
7. Ride on a Mutant Vehicles: Undecorated vehicles are restricted to camp. If you are going to drive you have to decorate. What’s not to love about a giant, wooly mammoth or a cat car with fur? Mutant Vehicles at Burning Man come in all shapes, forms and sizes. Some people spend weeks creating their fantasy transportation systems and even bicycles are elaborately decorated. Various vehicles become dance floors, spout fire, look ferocious and even appear friendly. A polite request may land you a ride.

Members of the Horse-Bone Tribe caught a ride on the Neverwas Haul mutant vehicle at Burning Man. This Victorian House on wheels is an excellent example of the effort and creativity that goes in to creating mutant vehicles.
8. Join a Tribe, or not: Tribes are the major social units at Burning Man and there is a tribe for almost any inclination. Many feature theme camps and welcome visitors. Some are even instructional: you can practice yoga, find out about alternative energy sources, or do the samba. There are fire camps, hula-hoop camps and drinking camps (lots of the latter). You can also form your own. Let’s say you are a purple alien from outer space and can’t find a tribe. Create the Purple Alien from Outer Space Tribe. Odds are there are other purple aliens who will want to join. It’s doubtful that anyone will even recognize that you are an alien. They will just think, “Oh, he’s got a neat costume,” and want to take your picture.

The Peripatetic Bone, held here by Boots and featuring his leather vest, has his own tribe… the Horse-Bone Tribe. Bone has been visiting Burning Man for seven years but may miss 2012 because of his inability to get a ticket.
9. Go out into the Night: The Burning Man night is magical. Everyone and thing includes some kind of lighting system including people, bikes and mutant vehicles. Most blocks provide entertainment. Is it going to be pole dancing, jazz or vodka creations that capture your imagination? My favorite activity is watching the mutant vehicles as they make their way back and forth across the Playa lit up like Christmas trees. You will think you have entered a different universe.

At night, Burning Man becomes a magical world where the Man hangs out in the air, mutant vehicles spout fire and tens of thousands of people walking and on bikes don lights for decoration and safety. (Photo by Horse-Bone Tribe member Don Green.)

Burning Man may be the greatest show on Earth. Bring along your imagination, sense of humor, and willingness to experience new things.